Friday, November 03, 2006
stay home friday
thought of the day: what is an ah lian?thoughts from me: commonly discussed topic. from what i recall everytime this topic turns out to be a joke making a mockery out of girls who just can't snap out of their juvenile years. i ever came across this blog which really tickled me from the way the described what is an ah lian. random thought when i was playing AuditionSEA so i decided to blog it.so folks, here goes the list:1. As expected, everything must be PINK. Pink polo, tees, bags, hp wrappings etc etc. you name it, they have it.2. Make-up so thick that when the wind blows, some actually comes off.3. Hair of unnatural color. I believe no one is born with purple, pink, blue or green hair. trust me on that.4. Must listen to TONG HUA (and be bloody obsessed with it).5. SMS tone for their handphones must be loud enough to reach the other cabins to your left and right on the MRT. They strongly believe in being public nuisances. NO FREAKING IDEA WHY.6. Eurodance for life. Prefer remixes by unknown "DJs" such as DJ Ah beng - techno fever (rojak mix 2006).7. Loves Pure milk and NWO. I love it when they wear tees with the big word "NEWBIE" in the front. utterly n00bish.8. Must have kors, di, meis, jies, papa, mama and a whole bloody complicated family tree of non blood-related people. If i recall, they call this (jie mui qing shen)9. Must type like this: "iiiie luUuUrRrbBb euUUu". Alternate caps and tons of additional letters. Cute? I think not.10. Highly articulate in the use of the hokkien language; the vulgar words that is.11. Loves to take neoprints. Often seen in poses that simply irks you.12. Loves to wear tight denim skirts, but often you see fat thighs. Absolute turn off.13. Has 5-10 extra friendster accounts for total strangers who are adding them because these twits think that she is chio. 14. Often uses nicknames of no depth. I.E xiia0gurrrl miissylove princessgal ahhtoot. The list goes on.15. Rebonded hair is a must. Should more than 5 of the above list sound like you, congrats. You are definitely a full-fledged lian. no questions about it.Those with more to add to the list feel free to MSN me. boring day at home, thus the boring post. =)
...thought...and blogged...@21:37
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